Chris: Make us some bread to go with dinner.
Me: No. I’m already cooking* three things. We don’t need bread. Also, I’m not hungry, so you’ll get to eat most of it.
Chris: Why aren’t you hungry? You need to eat so Katie Bell will grow and be healthy.
Me: I ate Rotel after school, so Kate is just fine. And then I ate an Oatmeal Creme Pie.
Chris: Our kid is going to come out deformed and fat!
Me: No, she won’t. I’m taking my prenatal vitamins, so that totally counts. AND I ate squash last night!
Chris: Sighs with defeat.
*By cooking three things, I mean heating up three frozen things from Trader Joe’s. 
HA! Hey, Rotel has 2 food groups…dairy and veggies (tomatoes, peppers), the corn chips would be a carbohydrate serving and the oatmeal creme pies would have a grain serving. Right? Hee hee! All I want is pickles and s’mores. Thank goodnes for prenatals, eh? ;D
oatmeal creme pie???? FOR REAL?!?!?!